The highest-rated episode of Two and a Half Men on IMDb proves that it was never really Alans show or even Charlies show Jake was the true main character of the classic sitcom. Two and a Half Mens top-rated episode on IMDb is season 2, episode 23, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, with 8.7 out of 10. This is the same score awarded to such classic movies as The Matrix, Goodfellas, and One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.